Where Is Zach?
November 9, 2015
Readers, do you know the Gothic novel “Jane Eyre”? Jane, a poor girl, falls in love with her rich master, Edward Rochester, who wants to marry her. But, unbeknownst to Jane, he has hidden his deranged wife in his mansion’s attic so that no one will know she exists.
Well, the NYPD is hiding someone on the 14th floor in Police Plaza. Apparently they, too, don’t want anyone to know he exists. His name is Zach Tumin. Tumin is not deranged. Far from it. He is the Deputy Commissioner for Strategic Initiatives. His earns $180,000 year. But no one has seen him recently. And no one in the NYPD can explain what he’s done for the past 18 months.
Tumin is one of Commissioner Bill Bratton’s backroom guys, shadowy figures whom the public rarely sees but who exert a powerful influence within the NYPD. One of those is John Linder, the multi-hundred-thousand-dollar consultant from New Mexico who wrote Bratton’s “re-engineering” strategies 20 years ago and who returned to the NYPD last year to write Bratton’s strategies for the current climate. Bratton’s second multi-hundred thousand dollar consultant, his longtime pal Robert Wasserman, is reputed to be so influential that promotions must be cleared with him.
Then there’s Tumin. He and Bratton also go back a ways. According to Tumin’s resume on LinkedIn, he wrote Bratton’s book, “Collaborate or Perish” — “with” Bratton. The book’s press release describes Bratton and Tumin as co-authors.
In Tumin’s defense, the deputy commissioner for strategic initiatives never had a defined mission. But he described it this way in his resume: “[S]erving on Police Commissioner Bill Bratton’s executive staff. Zach leads the NYPD’s internal innovation group, chartered to stand-up new units and operations. There, he has been responsible for establishing the NYPD’s social media and digital engagement platforms, now with over 100 account holders, and 1 million followers and friends.”
So what happened? First, Tumin got himself in some trouble with a couple of tweets, seeming to blame mentally ill people for “walking into police bullets.” That set off a Twitter uproar.
One knowledgeable police person described Tumin’s problem as “social awkwardness,” adding: “He antagonized a lot of people at Police Plaza.”