Not Much Was Stirring ...
December 24, 2012
Police Commissioner Ray Kelly was not in the holiday spirit as he prepared to set off from the Plaza on his Christmas Eve stroll.
Bill Bratton had inaugurated the stroll in 1995, Bratton’s second year as police commissioner, to see how many New Yorkers recognized him. Every police commissioner followed, although Bratton’s successor, Howard Safir, complained nobody knew who he was.
Bernie Kerik took the stroll when he was commissioner in 2000, along with his sidekick John Picciano. Shortly afterwards, Pitch took it on the lam to South America. We all know where Bernie ended up: Cumberland, Maryland Federal Prison.
Since returning as commissioner in 2002, Kelly had also taken the stroll. But although he’d been granted more power and served longer than any police commissioner in New York City history, he’d grown increasingly irritable as this year’s Christmas Eve stroll approached.
He saw the handwriting on the wall. His time as the nation’s most publicized law enforcement official was ending.
No longer would reporters from around the world ask for his views on homegrown terrorists and mass murderers. No longer would he be honored by France. No longer would the Police Foundation pay for his meals at the Harvard Club.
“What will happen to me?” he demanded of his chief factotum and spokesman, Paul Browne. “Who will protect my legacy?”
Seeking to comfort Kelly, Browne offered him a Christmas gift: a little Mexican Chihuahua that barked a lot. Browne also purchased a woolen coat for the dog. On it was written the word “Lupica.”
Lupica also happened to be the name of a Daily News columnist who was once a helluva sports writer. He had flabbergasted a group of newspaper executives with his modesty, telling them, “I’ll never forget the first time Joe DiMaggio met me.”
Lupica no longer reported stories. Instead, he wrote columns from his home in Fairfield County, Connecticut while in his bathrobe and pajamas. Whenever he was short for a column, he telephoned Kelly.
His column following the elementary school shootings in Newton, Conn., began: “Raymond Kelly, the police commissioner of the City of New York, has seen children shot in his city, seen them shot and killed the way a 4-year-old named Lloyd Morgan was this year in a playground on E. 165th St. in the South Bronx.”
Kelly was so taken with Lupica that he put him on a leash as he strolled down Fifth Avenue.
“Two years ago Bratton was considered for the job as head of Scotland Yard. Why not me?” he asked himself as he crossed 58th Street. “Why did President Obama extend the ten-year term of Robert Mueller as Director of the FBI and not consider me?”
“Right, Lupica?” Kelly said. He gave a tug on Lupica’s leash. Lupica began barking and jumping up and down.
“And what about Mayor Bloomberg? Why didn’t he push me for the Director of Homeland Security, as Rudy Giuliani did for Kerik?”
Thinking of Bloomberg gave Kelly a headache. Unreliable. Untrustworthy. Treacherous. How else to describe Mayor Mike’s sabotaging Kelly’s mayoral bid in 2009 by deciding at the last minute to overturn the two-term limit law and run for a third term?
“I was at the height of my popularity then,” Kelly said to Lupica. “People believed I was the lone man standing between the city and another terrorist attack. People believed I had singlehandedly thwarted 14 terrorist plots against the city.” Lupica started barking and jumping up and down again. He tried to lick Kelly’s face.
And now Joe Lhota, the chief executive of the Metropolitan Transit Authority, was about to declare himself a Republican candidate for mayor. That could spell disaster for Kelly.
Lhota was a Giuliani guy. He’d been Giuliani’s Deputy Mayor for Operations. When Giuliani was elected mayor in 1994, he’d dismissed Kelly and replaced him with Bratton.
What if Lhota replaced Kelly with former First Deputy Joe Dunne, who was recently appointed head of the Port Authority Police?
After Kelly returned as commissioner, Dunne had tried to land a job with Andrew Cuomo, who was then attorney general. But Kelly sabotaged it.
Standing on the corner of 56th Street, he felt a chill over his shoulder. He heard a voice call, “Ray Kelly!” Normally self-possessed, Kelly’s jaw dropped. He recognized the voice as that of Dunne.
“I never did you any harm, Ray. I always respected you. Why did you sabotage me?”