In a Lather Over Grammar
July 14, 2008
Not only does Police Commissioner Ray Kelly fight terrorists.
He also fights street crime, the FBI, Port Authority, Rudy Giuliani and Bill Bratton�s legacy.
Now we learn he�s thrown down the gauntlet and taken a stand against the curse of every seventh grader: the poorly written sentence.
Who knew that our champion could take time out against Al Qaeda to bother about bad grammar and incomplete clauses?
If he�s so annoyed with lapses like these, just think what he�ll do to clich�s and mixed metaphors?
The world of composition may never be the same.
Kelly�s inner English teacher surfaced in his June 2nd letter to Franklin Stone, Chairwoman of the Civilian Complaint Review Board, about that agency�s 2007 annual report.
Of course, it�s mere coincidence that Kelly felt compelled to attack the report � harping on its grammar � because it criticized the NYPD [� i.e., him --] for failing to discipline officers who the board found were subjects of legitimate complaints, many involving the department�s controversial Stop-and-Frisks.
Responding to the CCRB report, Kelly cited �an overly fractious tone,� �gratuitous comments,� and � oh, my goodness, boys and girls -- nine grammatical errors.
Although the letter bears Kelly�s signature, it has schoolmarm cadence of Deputy Commissioner for Public Information Paul Browne, a former reporter for that beacon of snappy writing, the Daily News.
Here�s a sample from the June 2 letter of what we�re talking about:
�p 2, col 1, paragraph 4, 2nd sentence � should read �and substantiated complaints� not �an.��
p. 14, top box, paragraph 1 � arrive �for� not �to�; phone �calls� not �call�.�
�p. 18, box � first line needs �a� deleted; last line needs a final period.�
�p. 21, col 1, paragraph 1, 4 lines from bottom � whether �he� or she, not �her� or she.�
p. 24, �paragraph 4, should read �Deputy Commissioner for Trials uses� not �Deputy Commissioner�s for Trials use.��
Kelly�s tone throughout the letter reflects his disdain for the CCRB, which is charged with investigating low-level police conduct.
Although the city charter mandates the NYPD to cooperate with the CCRB, Kelly cooperates only when he chooses.