Unintelligent Division 
      May 26, 2008
       An  Intelligence Division detective who wanted to spy on a woman for private  reasons had her phone records subpoenaed by pretending the information was  vital to a terrorism investigation. 
       When his ruse was exposed, the NYPD  bounced him from his job in the Intelligence Division but did so  secretly, apparently to cover up the latest embarrassment in the NYPD’s  counter-terrorism ranks. 
       The detective convinced two prosecutors in the Queens DA’s counter-terrorism unit to  subpoena the woman’s phone records, using the pretext of a terrorism  investigation. 
       Prosecutors can subpoena the  records of terrorism suspects without a judge’s approval. 
       But, after obtaining the records, one of the  assistant district attorneys saw something bizarre. As a law enforcement source  put it, “When they got the material back, they noticed the detective’s phone  number was part of it. They said, ‘What’s going on?’” 
       According to law enforcement  sources, when questioned by the prosecutors, the third-grade detective  and 21-year veteran admitted he knew the woman but maintained he was  investigating because another unit had been dragging its feet.
       Said an official involved in the  investigation: “They got enough to know this was not a counter-terrorism  investigation and notified up the line.”
       That line  included the NYPD’s Internal Affairs Bureau, which began its own investigation. 
       The detective was transferred to a VIPER  unit, a dumping ground for cops in trouble, where they monitor security cameras  in housing projects and other places. 
       While the Intelligence Division under  David Cohen has drawn favorable publicity for such innovative counter-terrorism  measures as stationing detectives overseas and hiring foreign speakers to  monitor jihadi webs-sites, Intel is rife with abuses.
       This column has documented some of its  keystone-cops antics, from sending undercovers to New Jersey on a secret scuba investigation;  to traveling to Carlisle, Pennsylvania to investigate a theft of  explosives; to secretly monitoring a legitimate political protest group in a Boston church. In the  first two instances, local authorities demanded the NYPD detectives leave the  state. In the latter, the Intel detectives were nearly arrested by  Massachusetts State Police. 
       Last year, Intel detectives under  Deputy Chief Thomas Galati infuriated the FBI, Secret Service, and State  Department by nearly creating an international incident at Kennedy airport when  Galati ordered  the detectives to detain the Iranian delegation to the United Nations for forty  minutes. 
       A few months later, Intel Deputy  Inspector Vincent Marra was forced to retire after this column documented his using  a firemen’s fund for 9/11 victims and forcing subordinates to help pay for his cosmetic  surgery. 
       This column has also detailed how Cohen  used department resources to help his rich buddy, Daily News publisher Mortimer  Zuckerman, who in 2004 reported being followed.