Those Playboy Nudes and Bill Bratton
January 21, 2008
If you can get past those centerfold nudes, check out the cover story
in this month’s Playboy, “The Country’s Smartest Cop.” Who
is that? Why, none other than former NYPD Commissioner and current LAPD
Chief, Bill Bratton.
Although it’s a puff piece, the article provides intriguing details
that could affect the future — his and his rival’s, current
NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly.
Specifically, the article carries quotes from Bratton, gushing over
his relationship with Bill and Hillary Clinton. [Sounds like someone
lining up his next gig.]
After recalling that he worked for Hillary in her Senate race against
Rudy Giuliani, Bratton says, “I’m a big fan of President
Clinton and Hillary. They’ve done wonderful things. Bill Clinton
did more about crime during the 1990s than any other president in history.”
Pointing to the walls of his office, Bratton says, “You can see
pictures of him and me all over here.”
Is it any wonder, says the article, that Bratton is rumored to be on
the short list to head the Department of Homeland Security or the FBI
in a Hillary Clinton administration?
Which leads to the Kelly question. If Bratton joins a Clinton administration,
what of Kelly? Remember, he, too, worked for Bill Clinton in the 1990s,
as Under Secretary of the Treasury and then as Commissioner of Customs.
He, too, has been mentioned as a candidate to head Homeland Security
or the FBI.
But it’s not clear whether Hillary’s administration, or
anyone else’s, can accommodate both him and Bratton, who have been
going at each other for the past 15 years.
It began in the early 1990s when Kelly served as First Deputy Police
Commissioner under Mayor David Dinkins and Bratton headed the Transit
Police. Their first public spat was over the use of .9-millimeter weapons.
Bratton supported them, wanting the extra fire power against perps. Kelly
opposed them, believing they were too dangerous.
When Kelly became police commissioner in 1992, beating Bratton out for
the job, the first thing he did was to flip-flop over the .9 millimeters
and authorize their use.
When Bratton succeeded him as police commissioner in 1994, both men
took credit for ridding the city of squeegee-men in particular and crime
in general. Bratton won that battle in the court of public opinion.
Since returning as police commissioner in 2002, Kelly has gone out of
his way to dis Bratton, from not taking his phone calls to dropping out
of the Manhattan Institute’s 9/11 anti-terrorism seminar in 2005
at the last minute when he learned Bratton was participating, then holding
a rival seminar the same day at Police Plaza.
But how strong is the Bratton-Clinton bond? It may depend on the length
of the Clintons’ memories or on their powers of forgiveness. Bratton’s
pictures of Bill Clinton on his office wall notwithstanding, he snubbed
President Clinton in 1994 when Clinton visited a Brooklyn precinct and,
apparently on Giuliani’s orders, said he was too busy walking his
dog to accompany the president. His actions prompted the Great James
Breslin to promise to forever dub Bratton “Commissioner Alpo.”