But the Rudy-Bratton contretemps wasn’t over. Oh no. Remember
what happened next? Remember how Rudy allowed Bratton’s successor,
Howard Safir, to jaunt out to Hollywood a couple of times — at
least once on Ronald Perelman’s corporate jet and on RP’s
dime? Well, the Conflict of Interest Board [with encouragement from Your
Humble Servant] investigated that — and forced Safir to
reimburse the city $8,000. Rudy had no comment.
Remember another Hollywood trip when Safir played himself on television?
Remember the name of that television program? It was NYPD Blue. Rudy
had no comment on that either.
Or remember when Safir was seen on television in Hollywood at the Oscars,
having told the City Council he had a “scheduling conflict” and
could not attend a hearing on the Amadou Diallo shooting the following
morning? Rudy made Safir take the red-eye to ensure he returned on time.
Then remember how, with Rudy at his side at City Hall, Safir referred
to Bratton as “some airport cop from Boston.” Safir couldn’t
even get that right. [In New York Bratton had been head subway cop. He
never worked at an airport in Boston or anywhere else.]
Finally, remember how Rudy ignored Bratton’s role and that of
his aide Jack Maple in turning around the city’s crime? Instead,
he called Safir “the greatest police commissioner in New York City’s
history.”
Now let’s move on to Safir’s successor, Bernie Kerik. He
also wrote a book, which made the best-seller list. Rudy said nothing
about that.
Kerik also had two detectives research the book on department time.
The Conflict of Interest Board forced him to reimburse the city.
Rudy said nothing about that either.
O.K., so what’s been the result of Rudy’s second meeting
with Bratton?
According to The Times, which reported it last week, Rudy held a news
conference the following day and credited Bratton and Maple for the city’s
unprecedented crime drop.
For the first time in ten years, with regard to reducing the city’s
crime, Mohammed is saying “We”— not “I.”
Joke of the Week. From the same Times story: “People
who know Mr. Giuliani say that three events — his battle with cancer,
his third marriage to Judith Nathan, and the attacks on 9/11 — all
of which occurred in a short period, helped mellow him.…”
Memo to Times reporter from Your Humble Servant:
Rudy, mellow? Hahahaha.